acceleratedhighlife:

More @ http://acceleratedhighlife.tumblr.com

burgrs:

hotdammysammy:

burgrs:

*eats 1,000 oranges* its fruit i won’t gain weight

An orange is approximately 87 calories. If you were to eat 1,000 oranges that would be 87,000 calories.

its fruit i wont gain weight 

fatwink:

"so how is school going?"

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marcobodt:

my brother went off to college 3 weeks ago and has not texted me at all until this

marcobodt:

my brother went off to college 3 weeks ago and has not texted me at all until this

buckbarrow:

buckbarrow:

buckbarrow:

i’m home sick with the flu and i just received this email from my father

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STOP REBLOGGING THIS MY DAD THINKS HE’S SOME INTERNET SENSATION AND HE WON’T SHUT UP ABOUT IT

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still Hangin with Yo frienz one year later

exteriors:

i am the almost empty shampoo bottle in the shower of life

spenceromg:

walt has no chill

syosama:

reblog if you are your url

Niall’s quite itchy and fidgety 

justasimplehoe:

what are the symptoms of being fergalicious

Louis talks about the “You Make Me Strong” signboards during the WWA Film Interview

One Direction/Where We Are